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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
my hero lol
(via sheeda-p)
breaking news mass epidemic of journalists smooching vampires
“Oh my vord, I can hear ze little heartbeat!”
In Which Sacharissa has Otto’s child first and Otto is incredibly in love with his lil daughter* and an awkward lanky William is confused about the new anklebiter cuz he’s the one who’s actually married to Sacharissa, this weird relationship with Otto aside**, but also very happy for Otto and Sacharissa who are a bit older than him and gets him a bit of parenting practice in- after all, he hasn’t had much of a parenting example set for him before.
*Many many attempts at a family portrait of all four of them ensue.
**Not that William doesn’t love both Otto and Sacharissa, and at the same time he’s also a bit relieved that his child isn’t first. It’s just a good thing that he runs most of the media in Ankh Morpork because this is the kind of scandal that the enterprising public interest loves to chew on.
BABIEEEEES<3
A celebration of Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg & Nick Frost’s ‘Cornetto Trilogy’ - Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and the upcoming The World’s End - Served Wright From the Freezer by Andrew Kolb. (via Bottleneck Gallery)
Page 3 of my silly Sherlock Holmes comic, in which the formidable adversary lays open her cards and boldly states her intentions. CAN YOU GUESS WHO THE MARY SUE IS IN THIS COMIC 8D I’ll give you a hint, she’s Russian, she looks vaguely like the idealized version of someone around here uploading art and writing a post right now guess guess guesssss
Joking aside, I have a very special place in my heart for the Mary-Sue character, because as a teenager (and hell, as a somewhat grown-up now, still) I Mary-Sued myself into every book and movie I loved. Every. Single. One. Lord of the Rings? I saved everyone in there and wore the One Ring like nobody’s business (without being corrupted, obviously). Galadriel and I had tea on weekends and Lothlorien threw parades in my honor. In Star Wars I was this badass Jedi lady who was also secretly a Sith and worked with all the awesome people to bring balance to the Force. THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WEPT!! when I was wounded in the final battle and lay on what could well have been my deathbed (while always looking very attractive, of course). I’m not even going to start on all the good deeds I accomplished in The Chronicles of Pern, but suffice it to say that no dragon deaths ever happened on MY watch.
Oh and yes, Harry Potter. Ohhhh, Harry Potter… I think I even typed up some of that fanfic, instead of just imagining it. Now there’s a piece of writing that will never see the light of day LOLLong story short, Sherlock Holmes is up against a force that may be too much for even him. Because even his enemies are likely now in love with the magical Countess Potemkina and will do anything for her.
2 more pages left for the riveting conclusion, I will put them both up tomorrow!
I LOVE SVET CHMAKOVA
(Source: allofhelights, via ladystormcrow)
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
- *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
- Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
- Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
- Man: I never filled out an application.
- Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
- Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
- Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
- Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
- Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
- Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
- Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
- Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
- Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
- Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
- Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
- Employee:
- Man:
- Employee:
- Man: Fuck you, slut.
